i had the opposite once
couldn't fart the whole time i wasn't in the car, got in the car, let it rip, and completely shit myself.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 20:42, archived)

My sister did that once
She told me not to tell anyone so, of course, I told everyone.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 20:49, archived)

i told myself not to tell anyone too

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 20:52, archived)