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That was extremely satisfying
Couldn't fart the whole time I was in the car, but as I was getting out, I dropped my keys. Bent down to pick them up and an absolute cloth ripper came out, aimed directly at bitchtit's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 20:14, archived)
i had the opposite once
couldn't fart the whole time i wasn't in the car, got in the car, let it rip, and completely shit myself.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 20:42, archived)
My sister did that once
She told me not to tell anyone so, of course, I told everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 20:49, archived)
i told myself not to tell anyone too

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 20:52, archived)
I let a real stinker go in an empty supermarket aisle
As I walked off a couple came around the corner and walked straight into it. I can still see their poor faces.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 May 2024, 21:39, archived)
Top anecdote, Horbs!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 May 2024, 21:44, archived)
At least it probably actually happened

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:05, archived)
You doubt me, you cunt?
You're not even a real hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:23, archived)
Yes, because I think you're a relentless bullshitter.
If I'm wrong, you don't need to be upset because you know better than me, so everyone's happy.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:33, archived)
bottom anecdote more like

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:08, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:22, archived)
Cropdusting a supermarket aisle is a noble cause

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:30, archived)
crapdusting
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2024, 1:03, archived)
Lol @ cropdusting

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 11 May 2024, 7:16, archived)
I do this on a regular basis

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 11 May 2024, 7:15, archived)
Jenny Fartpants

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:07, archived)
This makes my whole day hahahaha!!!!!!!
Hope she gagged!!
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 11 May 2024, 7:14, archived)
This will definitely improve her perception of you, and definitely not lead to making things worse for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 11 May 2024, 10:17, archived)