It's pretty fucking hot, I'm sacking off gardening and walking to a pub today.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 12 May 2024, 10:02, archived)

I'd love to go to a pub

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 12 May 2024, 10:31, archived)

i only drink during the week

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 12 May 2024, 10:54, archived)

- dri
+ wa
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:01, archived)

Too hot for the allotment
Might go to the pub for the FA final
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:00, archived)

footy is for lipstick wearing woofters
/ac
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:01, archived)

Your point being?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:03, archived)

what colour lipstick?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:05, archived)

Pinky blue
Non specific binary trans gender neutral
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:50, archived)

very nice

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:58, archived)