Happy World Topiary Day!
I wish you well in your bush trimming
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 12 May 2024, 8:17, archived)

The council trims my bush

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 12 May 2024, 8:27, archived)

Sounds a big job!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 12 May 2024, 8:46, archived)

i use pole loppers on mine

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 12 May 2024, 9:28, archived)

Lol pole

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 12 May 2024, 9:34, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 12 May 2024, 9:42, archived)

It's done fortnightly

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 12 May 2024, 10:53, archived)

on lady garden waste collection day?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 12 May 2024, 10:57, archived)

No need
They take the trimmings with them
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 12 May 2024, 10:59, archived)

It's mother's day in South Africa I think
Sad face
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 12 May 2024, 8:33, archived)

:(

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 12 May 2024, 8:46, archived)

It's pretty fucking hot, I'm sacking off gardening and walking to a pub today.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 12 May 2024, 10:02, archived)

I'd love to go to a pub

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 12 May 2024, 10:31, archived)

i only drink during the week

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 12 May 2024, 10:54, archived)

- dri
+ wa
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:01, archived)

Too hot for the allotment
Might go to the pub for the FA final
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:00, archived)

footy is for lipstick wearing woofters
/ac
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:01, archived)

Your point being?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:03, archived)

what colour lipstick?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:05, archived)

Pinky blue
Non specific binary trans gender neutral
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:50, archived)

very nice

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:58, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 12 May 2024, 10:54, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 12 May 2024, 10:55, archived)

Hi m8 xx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:02, archived)

Not you.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 12 May 2024, 11:02, archived)