I can't understand why you'd want a salt-water pool anyway.
It's just a regular pool except it stings your eyes and you have to shower after using it to get the salt off you? What a brilliant idea!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 May 2024, 8:31, archived)

It was an odd episode. Can accidental saltwater ingestion send you loopy? Maybe that's what happened.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 19 May 2024, 8:40, archived)