because I am clever like a real life sherlock holmes
or miss marple
(piss and shit, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:52, archived)

I nearly wrote 'parple' then
lol parple
(piss and shit, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:52, archived)

Reg from the Bill

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:54, archived)

Dixon Bawls of Dock Green

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:57, archived)

Ian Botham's footpenis

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 May 2024, 14:06, archived)

Carol vorderman's magnificent arse

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 19 May 2024, 16:04, archived)