Alright Smashy.
Have I missed any decent goss about The Mental lately?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 11:47, archived)

Not really
I had to block her number for my own sanity. I know that her neighbours have got a petition going to have her evicted, because she keeps calling the police on them for things that haven't happened
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:08, archived)

That last bit could be avoided by your neighbours actually doing whatever it is she's accused them of.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 13:31, archived)

She didn't recognise the neighbour's granddaughter
And phoned the police to tell them that the girl was breaking in to the neighbour's house. When they got there and said they wouldn't arrest someone for visiting their nan, she accused the girl of attacking her. Fortunately, another neighbour was washing his car and told the police nobody had been attacked.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:49, archived)

What's wrong with her?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:19, archived)

Alzheimer's
But she's always been a fucking weird cunt
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:24, archived)