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New, better, organic 'morning' thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 8:38, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 8:57, archived)
Alright Smashy.
Have I missed any decent goss about The Mental lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 11:47, archived)
Not really
I had to block her number for my own sanity. I know that her neighbours have got a petition going to have her evicted, because she keeps calling the police on them for things that haven't happened
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:08, archived)
That last bit could be avoided by your neighbours actually doing whatever it is she's accused them of.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 13:31, archived)
She didn't recognise the neighbour's granddaughter
And phoned the police to tell them that the girl was breaking in to the neighbour's house. When they got there and said they wouldn't arrest someone for visiting their nan, she accused the girl of attacking her. Fortunately, another neighbour was washing his car and told the police nobody had been attacked.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:49, archived)
What's wrong with her?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:19, archived)
Alzheimer's
But she's always been a fucking weird cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:24, archived)
Morning
Can I slip a quick fuck you, beepeedee, fuck you in here?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 9:47, archived)
Go ahead mate, go ahead.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 May 2024, 9:50, archived)
That's very generous, much obliged

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 10:08, archived)
He didn't ask you.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 11:47, archived)
FUCK YOU, 'MR. TEA'!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 May 2024, 11:48, archived)
Alright Tea, you might like Warrington Runcorn New Town Development Plan.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 May 2024, 9:50, archived)
It's bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 10:06, archived)
You would say that

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 May 2024, 10:07, archived)
If it's got a yield measured in megatons then I'm all in favour.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 11:44, archived)
meh

(piss and shit, Tue 21 May 2024, 10:05, archived)
Get outta my dreams, get into my freezer - Chilly Ocelot

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 21 May 2024, 10:23, archived)
Nirvana - Preserve the Servals

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 21 May 2024, 10:29, archived)
Puma - The Chillers

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 21 May 2024, 10:33, archived)
Cat Scratch Freezer - Shitpants Nugent

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 May 2024, 10:41, archived)
Ice T - Freeze the Tigger

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 21 May 2024, 10:45, archived)
Sleep Now in the Freezer - Storage Inside The Machine

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 May 2024, 10:58, archived)
Moves Like Jaguar

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 11:07, archived)
Lion Eyes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 May 2024, 11:21, archived)
Cat's In The Freezer - Harry Chapin

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 May 2024, 11:37, archived)
Leave My Kitten Alone

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 11:46, archived)
Gou Gar... Just a Little Bit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 May 2024, 11:59, archived)
Get off my cloud leopard

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:02, archived)
Better?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 21 May 2024, 10:31, archived)
Doc?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:58, archived)
cool four cats

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 May 2024, 12:12, archived)
You're the Freezin'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 May 2024, 12:29, archived)
Is there a vegan option?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 21 May 2024, 12:41, archived)