Tourniquet improvised from the handle of a bin bag, rain dripping from your lank, greasy hair

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 May 2024, 14:57, archived)

We've all been there

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 May 2024, 14:57, archived)

I'm so impressed with your verbosity
It's a great improvement from er bollocks although we all love a good pair
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 24 May 2024, 15:08, archived)

Shove it up your rectum bollockschops

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 May 2024, 15:57, archived)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:05, archived)

That'll be 7pm

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:36, archived)

only an hour to go
how long is your drive home?
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 24 May 2024, 18:00, archived)