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Hello from the trenches
How's everyone's Friday going? Not long to go to GIN o'clock! Or beer whatever you like. What do you like?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 24 May 2024, 14:21, archived)
Drugs.
Pretty much all of them, tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 May 2024, 14:26, archived)
I also like drugs. I have to stay very, very far away.
Massive addict personality
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 24 May 2024, 14:47, archived)
Yes, I do picture you huddled over a lighter and a spoon in a piss-soaked alleyway

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 May 2024, 14:56, archived)
Tourniquet improvised from the handle of a bin bag, rain dripping from your lank, greasy hair

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 May 2024, 14:57, archived)
We've all been there

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 May 2024, 14:57, archived)
I'm so impressed with your verbosity
It's a great improvement from er bollocks although we all love a good pair
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 24 May 2024, 15:08, archived)
Shove it up your rectum bollockschops

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 May 2024, 15:57, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:05, archived)
That'll be 7pm

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:36, archived)
only an hour to go
how long is your drive home?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 24 May 2024, 18:00, archived)
Keep your sordid wank fantasies to yourself, please.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 May 2024, 14:59, archived)
I was nearly there!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 May 2024, 15:00, archived)
^vinegar strokes^

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 24 May 2024, 17:19, archived)
I'm at a festival and totally fucked on gear

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 24 May 2024, 17:19, archived)
I've got some bottles of cheeky vino blanco in the frigo
I expect I'll molest one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 24 May 2024, 15:11, archived)
Mmm. Nice :)
I've got some cheap plonk which I might guzzle later. Headache tomorrow.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 24 May 2024, 15:31, archived)
More gone Spurlock

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 24 May 2024, 15:44, archived)
Super dies me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 May 2024, 15:45, archived)
?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 24 May 2024, 17:08, archived)
In work this evening
Then off till Tuesday. Yay Bank Holiday weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 May 2024, 15:44, archived)
Extra days to drink and then sleep in :)
I'm drowning my sorrows in cheap plonk tonight
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 24 May 2024, 17:09, archived)
Cider until I pass out it in my own piss and vomit
or as I prefer to call it "a cheeky drinky".
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:01, archived)
Chemical white cider I hope
Do it properly man
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:38, archived)
A cheeky drinky eh?
Me has quite a few of those
I'm think I'm becoming an alkie
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 24 May 2024, 17:11, archived)
Alcohol is haram

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:04, archived)
Are youa Muslim.

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 24 May 2024, 17:12, archived)
Go away

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 24 May 2024, 17:20, archived)
you are haram

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 24 May 2024, 17:42, archived)
IT'S BEER MINUTES PAST 4!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:05, archived)
I think you'll find it's whisky thirty seven

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:37, archived)
perhaps

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:39, archived)
I'm at work till 7pm

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:40, archived)
Sux 2 b u lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:53, archived)
HA!
sorry i mean what a dedicated person you are

pffft
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:54, archived)
Vests, drugs and booze
Oh yeahI suppose my family are ok
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:36, archived)
The Decline of the Vest

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 May 2024, 16:44, archived)
Avested development

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 24 May 2024, 16:54, archived)
Vests?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 24 May 2024, 17:19, archived)
yeah. they're knickers you can shit through

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 24 May 2024, 17:43, archived)
They're just called knickers, aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 May 2024, 17:49, archived)
don't think so.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 24 May 2024, 17:56, archived)
oh no

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 May 2024, 18:02, archived)

www.instagram.com/reel/C67xsr_tE6q/
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 24 May 2024, 18:03, archived)
oh dick i wonder sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 24 May 2024, 18:14, archived)