i'm drinking alone RIGHT NOW
well, there's a magpie looking at me, but that doesn't really count as company.

FUCK OFF YOU THIEVING GOBSHITE!
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:40, archived)

Magpies don't steal drinkies
Probably eyeing your nose ring
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:50, archived)

that's not my nose

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:54, archived)

I should have known something was up when I saw only one nostril

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:32, archived)

i think i've got a cold

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:40, archived)