I'm eating chocolate like it's going to rationed by a war tomorrow
Oh...

How is your Sunday going?
I drank all the plonk and woke up with a massive headache. FUN TIMES. My life is scintillating.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 12:33, archived)

Hangover receding
Tead, bacon buttied and showered
Might have a swift few. Wife, 1 and 3 visiting her parents so I have till Tuesday evening to myself and the mutt
#presblog
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 13:27, archived)

At least you probably drank socially instead of getting vrot by yourself at home yes?
Vrot=Afrikaans word meaning rotten, in this context very drunk
Are you going for a walk?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 13:35, archived)

It probably sounds like walk

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 26 May 2024, 13:54, archived)

Heh heh

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:10, archived)

I'm walking now

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:37, archived)

FFS
now as I type this
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 26 May 2024, 16:06, archived)

don't worry bou, drinking alone is a great british tradition

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 14:03, archived)

Oh that's alright then

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:11, archived)

i'm drinking alone RIGHT NOW
well, there's a magpie looking at me, but that doesn't really count as company.

FUCK OFF YOU THIEVING GOBSHITE!
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:40, archived)

Magpies don't steal drinkies
Probably eyeing your nose ring
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:50, archived)

that's not my nose

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:54, archived)

I should have known something was up when I saw only one nostril

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:32, archived)

i think i've got a cold

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:40, archived)

As is dog fighting and badger baiting

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:36, archived)

And pissing in phone boxes

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:42, archived)

weather is fucking shite I'm supposed to be building a shed

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:55, archived)

phone box not good enough for you?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2024, 16:55, archived)

Our dog pees in a grassless corner of the garden
When family are away I join him
It makes us pee pals!
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 17:13, archived)

Poor dog.
I hope you take him for walks?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:53, archived)

piss off

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:08, archived)

Shed talk!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 17:10, archived)

might put a bar in it
it's bespoke, none of this garden centre bollocks
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:39, archived)

Just had three excellent lunchtime pints, still mildly buzzed from last night's polydrug revels.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 May 2024, 16:32, archived)

Good lad

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 17:13, archived)

Name the drugs so that I can sigh in jelly

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:51, archived)

You know when I gave up smoking
I used to follow smokers around and sniff up their second hand smoke
Sad case
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:55, archived)

same for me when i gave up crack

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:09, archived)

Credit where it's due, this is probably my favourite /chat post in the last week.
It's a fucking low bar though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 May 2024, 23:11, archived)

Finished repairing the conservatory, might tackle the shed next. Just poured myself an ice cold gin & irn bru to celebrate

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 May 2024, 17:52, archived)

Holy crap that's energetic

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:52, archived)

SHED TALK!!!!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:55, archived)

I've made Sunday lunch for the whole family
Gone for a birthday drink with my sister(coffee, she was driving)and now I'm home watching Attenborough and having a pint or three
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:42, archived)

you pissed up bastard

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 21:43, archived)

Up yours, cunt

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 26 May 2024, 21:53, archived)