Hard/far right wing grifter, political con man, soon to be an 8-time failure to become an MP,
grotesque toad-like face, pub bore voice, pub bore opinions mixed with fascist tendencies, formerly headed the UK Independence Party in the European Parliament (aligned with other far right/NeoNazi parties like AfD) and accidentally succeeded in derailing his own gravy train by scraping a win in the Brexit vote.

He's recently been seen selling Cameos to IRA supporters and standing on the cliffs of Dover with his Tomy binoculars pointing at small boats.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 17:26, archived)

Have you ever considered becoming a writer?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 17:42, archived)

Or are you are writer?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 17:43, archived)

That's a lot of letters, you only needed four

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 17:50, archived)

DICK?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 11:03, archived)