I had planned on getting pissed in my mate's hot tub
but she called me about an hour ago to tell me that plans had changed, and we were now going to be sat in some fucking field behind a grotty pub, listening to live reggae music with her family, who I can't stand. So, I'll be getting pissed at home instead.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 13:15, archived)