Morning all. Looking forward to some more heavy duty gardening/ shed renovation this morning.
Then maybe will pop to Sainsbury's and pick up some shopping and today's copy of The Times with my letter they published.
What are your plans for today?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:03, archived)

Two eyes Steve is having a party, bring your vodka and your Charlie, his 50th

( mongychops, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:12, archived)

I'm in London tomoz for Soccer Aid
Where is near Stamford Bridge what isn't a violent shithole to have a beer?
Say hi to Two Eyes Steve btw
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:19, archived)

Stamford bridge is posh, expensive round there. Most fans drink else where first then go

( mongychops, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:25, archived)

I'll find a Spoons then
Down with my brother I'm looking forward to it
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:31, archived)

Spoons in London ain't cheap, still over a fiver a pint

( mongychops, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:52, archived)

where's the most expensive pint you've had recently?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:59, archived)

Cancer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:03, archived)

That was only 4

( mongychops, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:40, archived)

Monaco, 27 euros

( mongychops, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:13, archived)

blimey.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:48, archived)

£7.15, next to St Pancras

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:17, archived)

I found Whitechapel surprisingly reasonable price wise. Even if it is a poncy students now

( mongychops, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:42, archived)

what now?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:00, archived)

Wow really?
Thought they were the same everywhere
Fuck it bed and breakfast cans then
Can we drink on the Tube?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:03, archived)

No , get a fine, people do tho

( mongychops, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:12, archived)

I do most days tbh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:18, archived)

pisshead
*slurp*
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:34, archived)

Are you slurping Queef's head-piss?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:39, archived)

yessir

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:41, archived)

Robbing London twats

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:05, archived)

Turtle power!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 13:21, archived)

heroes in a half pint

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:00, archived)

Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:45, archived)

I like this

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 18:12, archived)

Happy birthday to him.
Hope he gets lots of drugs
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:33, archived)

4

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:47, archived)

why do they call him two eyes

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 14:00, archived)

hes had laser eye surgery

(piss and shit, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)

lasers eyes surgeries

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:01, archived)

Shed talk!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:15, archived)

all you do to me is shed talk

(piss and shit, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:17, archived)

get off work at 1
go see the missus, scan some art
(piss and shit, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:16, archived)

art cats
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:33, archived)

cor!

(piss and shit, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:34, archived)

Do it in your shed

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:33, archived)

SHED lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:19, archived)

Shed and buried lollollol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:32, archived)

Cool! What letter did they publish?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:14, archived)

B

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 15:31, archived)

B for Bou and me for You

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:06, archived)

Bollocks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:23, archived)

I know you secretly desire me

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:33, archived)

high voltage!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:42, archived)

I had planned on getting pissed in my mate's hot tub
but she called me about an hour ago to tell me that plans had changed, and we were now going to be sat in some fucking field behind a grotty pub, listening to live reggae music with her family, who I can't stand. So, I'll be getting pissed at home instead.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 13:15, archived)

Today is the day I fuck your sunshine
b3ta.com/talk/8415024
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 13:54, archived)

Not really into Saino's anymore, think they have gone downhill

( $$ ✅, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 15:16, archived)

I blame the woke brigade

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:02, archived)

woke me up when it's over

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:05, archived)

Woke me up before you homo

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:06, archived)

don't want you hanging out my mono bumhole

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:27, archived)