shuffle your feet in shops and give people static shocks
(MiseryCuntyou cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:36,
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That's more of a Wednesday afternoon thing
(Smash Monkey 2Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:46,
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i didn't know that
(MiseryCuntyou cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 10:11,
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Well, Tuesdays are far too damp, you see.
Thursday is obviously taken, as we're not about to stop a whole day of poking strangers with cans of beans, are we?
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 10:17,
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I like to put random stuff in their trollies to confuse them at the checkout