shuffle your feet in shops and give people static shocks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:36, archived)

That's more of a Wednesday afternoon thing

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:46, archived)

i didn't know that

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 10:11, archived)

Well, Tuesdays are far too damp, you see.
Thursday is obviously taken, as we're not about to stop a whole day of poking strangers with cans of beans, are we?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 10:17, archived)

I like to put random stuff in their trollies to confuse them at the checkout

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 10:59, archived)