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Just had a hangover breakfast
Any idea what to do in London till football starts this evening?
Apart from knife crime and doing cider and drugs in the park obviously
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 7:57, archived)
It's Sunday and you're hungover
So I suggest the natural history museum. Nice and quiet, indoors, toilets handy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:32, archived)
Waiting in a cafe till London Mithraeum opens I have never heard of it before
Sounds interesting
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 10:58, archived)
That does sound interesting

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:16, archived)
Just call me Doc Culture

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:33, archived)
it's excellent, good call
Mithraism was hugely popular with Roman army officers, you see shrines all over the empire. The similarities with Christianity are remarkable, but Mithraism was very much an exclusive invite only cult whereas Christianity was open to all which is why it spread so quickly. I knew my degree would be handy at some point, better late than never
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 12:19, archived)
GO BACK TO BED YOU TEDIOUS WANKER

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 12:23, archived)

hugely popular with Roman army officers, you see shrines all over the empire. The similarities with Christianity are remarkable, but Mithraism was very much an exclusive invite only cult whereas Christianity was open to all which is why it spread so quickly. I knew my degree would be handy at some point, better late than never Toyahzzzz
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 12:27, archived)
We don’t mention her on Sundays. Or R****t F***p.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 14:32, archived)
He was a customer of mine for years in my old job

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 15:06, archived)
Which was 'male prostitute' obv

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 15:06, archived)
Did he ever try to pay you in Lego?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 Jun 2024, 16:57, archived)
shuffle your feet in shops and give people static shocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:36, archived)
That's more of a Wednesday afternoon thing

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:46, archived)
i didn't know that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 10:11, archived)
Well, Tuesdays are far too damp, you see.
Thursday is obviously taken, as we're not about to stop a whole day of poking strangers with cans of beans, are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 10:17, archived)
I like to put random stuff in their trollies to confuse them at the checkout

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 10:59, archived)
no there is literally nothing to do in London

(piss and shit, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 9:16, archived)
Wanking on a open top bus?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:00, archived)
i prefer wanking into open top buses

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:21, archived)
I once had a wank in a train toilet as a teenager
#docblog
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:34, archived)
Michael Mortsley

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 9:24, archived)
the 0:0 diet

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 9:31, archived)
Is he a football score?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:02, archived)
Noted xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:01, archived)
One of the best things to do in London
is to buy a ticket to basically anywhere else and leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 9:53, archived)
Down here for the footingball innit

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:03, archived)
who is kicking balls around this time?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:22, archived)
Soccer Aid
England v rest of the world
Cash goes to UNICEF which is a good thing
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:37, archived)
a tale as old as time

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 12:46, archived)
must be a fucking big pitch

(piss and shit, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 13:06, archived)
Even more reason to leave.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 15:36, archived)
How many times have you thrown up?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 9:54, archived)
None thankfully though I was shaky earlier
Thanks for asking xxxx
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:04, archived)
nice one, did you sing Green Door

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 12:24, archived)