get fucked four bollocks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 1:31, archived)

It’s a generous allowance by all means

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 1:54, archived)

It's because he always has some dude up his pooper.
To the gimp laying down below, it looks like he has 2 ballsacks.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 10:32, archived)