I am Mystic Smeg
My oracular prediction for today is

Scotland will win the UEFA Cup!

My homeopathic advice is

Shitting watery yellow Pesto is a sign your shakras are misaligned. Mix some of your shit with holy water and wd40 then rub it in them eyes jose.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 14:47, archived)

OK, done that, now what?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 15:03, archived)

straight on ignore I reckon, save some time

(piss and shit, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 15:08, archived)

#metoo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 15:09, archived)

CBDand vodka
Dunno about the Euros but it's a game of two halves and at the90 minute end it'll be one team as champions and the others as sick as parrots
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 15:36, archived)

Hi bou

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 15:41, archived)

STFU

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)

Haha yeah

( broadsword, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 19:57, archived)