I once tried to get up before my legs had woken up, and went head first into a chimney brest. Had to get superglued because I had a prebooked MRI the next day and the staples they wanted to use would scupper that. It was a 4.5cm cut down to the skull. It's healed wonderfully, so I can recommend glue - I reckon the staples would have made a right mess.
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