ive fucked my shoulder so bad i had to use my right hand to change gears all the way back from helston
I'm such a clumsy twat. Are you a clumsy twat? If so please tell me about it and include diagrams
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 17:30, archived)

Last shat about an hour ago

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 17:37, archived)

and it's gone right to my 'ead

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 18:03, archived)

That was stupid.
I once tried to get up before my legs had woken up, and went head first into a chimney brest. Had to get superglued because I had a prebooked MRI the next day and the staples they wanted to use would scupper that. It was a 4.5cm cut down to the skull. It's healed wonderfully, so I can recommend glue - I reckon the staples would have made a right mess.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)

LOL breast

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 18:05, archived)

well I've never done any woodwork without getting blood on it
so probably yes
(piss and shit, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 18:06, archived)

pcs never woek properly without a blood sacrifice either

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 21:45, archived)

Sorry dude. Lots of rest, no lifting. I actually had to get rid of my manual drive because of my shoulder

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 18:13, archived)

self employed as well so if it's still fucked in the morning my wallet will probably hurt more

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 21:36, archived)

Well I can put your mind at rest there, wallets don't tend to have feelings

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 22:16, archived)

it's okay to eat wallets

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 1:36, archived)

All wallets taste the same

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 2:25, archived)

Arm Across Chest Stretch
Bring your right arm across your chest.
Use your left arm to gently press your right arm towards your chest.
Hold for 15-30 seconds, then switch arms.

        _______
       /      |
  O  /         |__________
 /|\          /           \
/ | \        |             |
  |  \_______|             O
 / \           \          /|\
               | \       / | \
               |   \       |
              /     \     / \

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 2:21, archived)

can't do that soz
day off today. woo.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 5:48, archived)