I am Mystic Smeg
Today my spooky powers predict that at some point in the next year, chickens will be banned!

My homeopathic remedy for a bad shoulder is the T virus from popular video game franchise Resident Evil.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:22, archived)

Hey,
could you stop doing this please? Thanks in advance.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:56, archived)

Which one are ewe?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:28, archived)