Lunch thread!
Potato salad and a crusty bun
Bun lollollol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 13:44, archived)

I am Mystic Smeg
Today my spooky powers predict that at some point in the next year, chickens will be banned!

My homeopathic remedy for a bad shoulder is the T virus from popular video game franchise Resident Evil.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:22, archived)

Hey,
could you stop doing this please? Thanks in advance.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:56, archived)

Which one are ewe?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:28, archived)

Have scabies with that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:30, archived)

almost spit my shreddies

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:51, archived)

+ l
Lol shreddies
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:30, archived)

Are you one of the doctors here? I think Misery cunt is suffering a wank related heart attack.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:56, archived)

I am the OFFICIAL shit /chat GP
Serves him right for being a wanker
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 16:13, archived)

you wish you cbd peddling quack
2can is offical b3ta doctor
(piss and shit, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 16:31, archived)

Yes, although I am currently on strike until Rob agrees to give me a payrise

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:07, archived)

fair

(piss and shit, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:27, archived)

You get paid?
Blimey
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:27, archived)

Are you implying that I'm not worth it? Careful or I'll have to write another angry letter to The Times

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:29, archived)

Turtle Power!!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:06, archived)

Think I'll be voting for the Sovereignty candidate at the general election.
She seems nice.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:32, archived)

Presumably this is her presenting herself at her most reasonable, not a great starting point.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:54, archived)

I like how she's going to SERVE not CONTROL her constituents,
by dictating how everyone on the planet should live every aspect of their lives.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:14, archived)

Disrupting the status quo?
What evil have the Quo ever done?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:32, archived)

everything after Down Down

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:38, archived)

you're in the army now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 18:15, archived)

She's no Penny Mordaunt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:06, archived)

Scotland so don't care

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:28, archived)

You will when she's prime minister in the rainbow coalition government

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 19:15, archived)

-bun +prolapse
current earworm
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:55, archived)

did you say Prolapse?
(piss and shit, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:18, archived)

www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/walls-fall-out
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:33, archived)

master gave dobby a pink sock!

(piss and shit, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 21:53, archived)

Ewe

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:33, archived)

Just awful

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:36, archived)

is that merely, or barely?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 18:17, archived)

Haven't shat all day, too scared to fart.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 18:54, archived)

crusty bin

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 9:12, archived)