I can't breathe underwater
I wasn't attempting to, I just had to put my phone down and help clean shit off the baby, the floor and the couch.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)

you need to eat better

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:24, archived)

it wasn't my shit
nappy explosion
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:28, archived)

buy better nappies?
shit nappies are terrible for exploding
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:28, archived)