Are you tall? Have you ever been made fun of for being a freakish, shambling abortion whose unnatural gangling limbs should never have trod Gods green earth? Then donate to Tall clubs international foundation, just £30 will pay for knee shoes and calf straps so you can pretend you're not a fucking monster for once.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:33, archived)

Alright ocsp you weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:41, archived)

Alright beeps. What's it like being Scottish?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:44, archived)

Bit up and down really. Worst thing is the shithead neighbours.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:46, archived)

Well really, how uncouth.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:50, archived)