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Bpd was a bit rude to me the other day in my suggestion in spending hard earned cash
Absolutely serious question here I will donate 50 quid to a charity/worthy cause
Tell me who and why please
Serious bloody question for a change
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:04, archived)
The Conservative and Unionist Party
to Get Brexit Done
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:15, archived)
STOMPY STOMP STOMP

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:22, archived)
Oh bpd is a camel knobber
Not only that, he frots
Types a lot of shite with his head dobber
Whilst wearing podka dots
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:35, archived)
Your autocorrect has never heard of a dobber

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:36, archived)
dobber (plural dobbers)
1. Alternative form of dauber (β€œmarker pen used for bingo cards”)
2. (UK, derogatory) A member of the working class in Scotland or Ireland who is seen as undereducated, with poor taste, especially in clothes, and poor social skills; closely connected to chav.
3. (Australia, UK, derogatory) One who dobs (informs against or implicates to authority).
Nikki is such a dobber, she told the teacher that I hit Karen in the playground.
4. (British, informal) Any small electronic device that plugs directly into a larger one, such as a wireless scoring system in fencing or a USB mass storage device.
5. (British, Ireland, chiefly dialect) A large marble.
6. (US, regional) A float (as used by an angler).
7. A dabchick.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:40, archived)
Time on your hands today?

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:41, archived)
I was actually looking for definitions that included the gardening tool,
but apparently that's a dibber.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:43, archived)
It is indeed
Which reminds me, I still haven't found my secateurs
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:45, archived)
try looking in the last place

(, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 7:51, archived)
isn't 4 a 'dongle'?

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:16, archived)
like you've never rammed your dobber into a USB port

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:22, archived)
BPD, it's easy as 2-16-4

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:42, archived)
This made me laugh so loud that it scared the cat

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:44, archived)
oh no

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:30, archived)
I've just got the joke

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:40, archived)
I'm genuinely sorry I've written it

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:00, archived)
-18 lol

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 21:02, archived)
All out UK
It's a charity that wants to get anti-trans laws changed
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:35, archived)
Bit rudeí

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:04, archived)
Not nearly rude enough, beepeedee
Not nearly rude enough for you
I hope you take it personally
Fuck you, beepeedee, fuck you
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:06, archived)
Harsh.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:07, archived)
think it was brb to be honest
it's your money, do what you want with it
I couldn't give a fuck
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:15, archived)
Yeah that wasn't me you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:24, archived)
I thought brb was your sock?

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:49, archived)
it's his dobber

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:56, archived)
it's pronounced "dibber" in the garden

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 14:00, archived)
is that true?

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 14:01, archived)
Meaty oligarch frenzy at Heathrow Arrivals

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 14:14, archived)
Initially

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 15:16, archived)
so you're buying attention now?

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:59, archived)
they call him 'Britain Bou'
/ac
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 14:00, archived)
that big cat charity please

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 15:02, archived)
fucking lol

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 15:17, archived)
what a colossal fucking dobber

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 15:25, archived)
Bonnevilles and Spitfires are only £50?
Β£50 won't make much of a difference to many of the larger charities but might do some lasting good for local beach/woodland litter pickers or similar environmentalist groups.

Alternatively you could spend it all on charity shop vinyl, then resell as ebay charity auctions.

Or you could buy a load of ebay charity auction stuff and donate it all to your local charity shops.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 15:22, archived)
Contribute to tall awareness.
tall.org/
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:28, archived)
Thanks to you and your generosity, and the growth of our investments, the TCI Foundation & Tall Clubs International have awarded this year 23 scholarships to well deserving students from across North America.
All tall cunts, what are the odds
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:31, archived)

Are you tall? Have you ever been made fun of for being a freakish, shambling abortion whose unnatural gangling limbs should never have trod Gods green earth? Then donate to Tall clubs international foundation, just Β£30 will pay for knee shoes and calf straps so you can pretend you're not a fucking monster for once.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:33, archived)
Alright ocsp you weirdo

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:41, archived)

Alright beeps. What's it like being Scottish?
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:44, archived)
Bit up and down really. Worst thing is the shithead neighbours.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:46, archived)

Well really, how uncouth.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:50, archived)