Why do you urgently need to attract ducks?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 6:25, archived)

- d
+ f
Think I'll vote Green, where we live is a Tory safe one although the tax dodging racist middle class gammon shitheads could well make it a reform one
Politics eh?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 7:44, archived)

Yeah, it's all fucked
Although I'll be surprised if reform gets a single seat
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 7:48, archived)

Vote for whoever is best placed to remove the tories, you stupid fucking cunt.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:54, archived)

I don't.
I urgently need a duck call vsti.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:53, archived)