Fine despite drinking most of a bottle of vodka yesterday.
I've gone down to 1 day a week drinking, it's amazing how much better you can handle a drink when you're not permanently half cut.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 11:32, archived)

drinking less alcohol so that you're better at drinking alcohol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 11:46, archived)

Yep, I'm streamlining my alcoholism.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 12:06, archived)

I do the exact same with weed except I don't have any days off

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 14:30, archived)

This is actually worse for you, in the long run.
This is binge drinking. TSK.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 11:53, archived)

This is Sparta!

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 12:06, archived)

I cannot believe the amount one of my patients puts away
Tiny woman in her 40s, very well paid career
A litre of vodka daily, a few in the juicer at lunch another few in the evening and a bottle of plonk at dinner
She never seems pissed I am surprised she is not dead
You can only warn people so many times sadly I have referred her loads to the Community Alcohol Team she goes along then continues drinking
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 12:11, archived)

Are you sure she's not actually a bottle, what are your bottle recognition skills like, they come in a variety of shapes and colors

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 14:32, archived)

Nope I am concerned but I have to be neutral
I have her hep results from the hospital amazingly her liver is fine
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 14:52, archived)

A bottle of liver? Perverse.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 16:28, archived)

had two pints last night after work
felt a bit peaky today. Getting older sucks.
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 12:25, archived)