I might get this
www.suburbanbaserecords.com/merchandise/sbhard2

I mean the statement is patently false but that's by the by
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:40, archived)

Thought this would be right up yr street
www.metalheadz.co.uk/merchandise/metasnappt001
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Jul 2024, 16:03, archived)