If the dustbin men are surly
It's been pissing down since early
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 7:19, archived)

Please stop posting on b3ta.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Aug 2024, 8:46, archived)

Please hang, draw and quarter yourself
With a blunt spoon
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 9:13, archived)

You want me to drag myself through the streets behind a horse?
How would that work?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Aug 2024, 9:21, archived)

Careful planning m8
Carefully done
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 9:26, archived)