Hello
I said 'white rabbit' 10 times on getting up as it's the first of the month
Do you have any stupid superstitions?
Getting up lollollol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 7:14, archived)

Pissing it down here lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Aug 2024, 7:15, archived)

If the dustbin men are surly
It's been pissing down since early
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 7:19, archived)

Please stop posting on b3ta.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Aug 2024, 8:46, archived)

Please hang, draw and quarter yourself
With a blunt spoon
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 9:13, archived)

You want me to drag myself through the streets behind a horse?
How would that work?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Aug 2024, 9:21, archived)

Careful planning m8
Carefully done
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 9:26, archived)

Morning of the month
I commuted like an urban person today. It was most pleasant at 7am. Probably fucking horrible at proper rush hour.

Anyway, first time in the office for six weeks and the packet of ground coffee has... erm ... lost its flavour somewhat. Still. Not wasting it. Urgh.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 9:26, archived)

I have a superstition
If I go on the internet and it’s full of twats, that means it’ll be a twatty day.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 10:15, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Aug 2024, 10:40, archived)

Alright beepeedee
I hope your day is as lovely as you are.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 11:31, archived)

Harsh.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Aug 2024, 11:32, archived)

Not really
I'm not particularly superstitious
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 10:39, archived)

Stevie Wonder's first draft was a bit shit

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 10:43, archived)