Do you work in one of those massage places on the high street
next to the bookie and the pound shop?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 11:22, archived)

There's not going to be a happy ending.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Aug 2024, 11:29, archived)

Wank jobs cost a 25
Lol wank
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 11:39, archived)