If you have a pet, shave it and set it on fire
Even if it's a fish.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:55, archived)

And hoover
Also Nope! is a good product, not as good as fire or Johnsons 4fleas.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:57, archived)