what do I have to type to make you go away?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:47, archived)

If you die, I will technically cease to exist from *your* perspective.
So that's one way. Not sure I recommend it though, exposure to Dave Trouser makes you 27% less shit!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 12:48, archived)