Upset, on The Internet.
A typical fatty trait.

List all the ways you are not fat, online. If you play your cards right, JMG might come back.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 19:55, archived)

I can’t lie
I could do with losing a couple of kg. But I still got into S shirts and T-shirts.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 19:58, archived)

What's a kg?

( mongychops, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:09, archived)

A weight of shoe that could earn you a ten stretch.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:14, archived)

wtf
is an s shirt? Is it a vest for people with scoliosis?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:45, archived)

There ain't no fatty like an S shirt fatty

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 21:00, archived)

S shirt is gonna show you're fat

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 21:20, archived)

(Shake your belly from side to side)

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 21:47, archived)

what's the code for lists again

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:08, archived)

🏴

( $$ ✅, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:18, archived)

I'm no fatty.
195cm tall, 103kg, BMI=27.1. Technically overweight, but it doesn't show because I am a FUCKING BRICK.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:42, archived)

B P
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Aug 2024, 21:06, archived)

Come on man, you walked straight into that one.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Aug 2024, 21:08, archived)

PMI? IDGI.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 23:48, archived)

Pod Mass Index, you invading body-snatcher

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 12:28, archived)

Nah, you fat.
You even type fat.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 12:46, archived)

Then I shall play my cards as wrongly as possible.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:46, archived)

i too shall wrongulate my cardashians

( MiseryCunt, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 22:54, archived)

what do I have to type to make you go away?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:47, archived)

If you die, I will technically cease to exist from *your* perspective.
So that's one way. Not sure I recommend it though, exposure to Dave Trouser makes you 27% less shit!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 12:48, archived)

I've still got all emvee's hair
in a jar
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:56, archived)

do you run your fingers thru it, don't tell me ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 22:16, archived)