We didn't actually have a proper riot, just got a pizza and looked grumpy at people

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 6:56, archived)

i pizza'd a riot
i pizza'd a riot
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 7:11, archived)

It had extra jalapenos on
So it was pretty hardcore
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 7:55, archived)