Morning
A level results day and I'm on the phone and no we don't have any places and the kitten has just done a fart and DEAR GOD HOW CAN SOMETHING SO CUTE AND SMALL MAKE SUCH AN AWFUL SMELL?!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 9:12, archived)

I hope you got your required grades
What the country needs is more with peace studies/media studies and counselling
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 10:22, archived)

ooh! what did you get?
are you going to jump in the air holding your letter for a photographer who has lost sight of why he became a photographer in the first place?

edit: also get the cat on dry food as soon as possible, it'll help the smell
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 11:06, archived)

Same with our cats when they were tiny.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 11:22, archived)