hi wanker's
I'm meeting my uncle for lunch* today

*not a euphemism
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 9:15, archived)

MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:07, archived)

Wear protection.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:25, archived)

Yeah yeah, we all know it's a "hot lunch".

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:27, archived)

I'm watching the mummy trilogy
Yes, I know the third one is shite, but it still has Brendan Fraser in it.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:46, archived)