I used to work in a factory making Dracula figures. It was hectic work; just me and one other guy on the production line.

I had to make every second count.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Aug 2024, 11:55, archived)

fuck you

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:16, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:42, archived)

Too much effort.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:43, archived)

Did you have a stake in the company?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:52, archived)

There's something of the shite about that joke.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:10, archived)

When you left your position, did you say "fangs for the opportunity"?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:37, archived)