morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 28 Aug 2024, 6:55, archived)

YIPPEE

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 7:00, archived)

Alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 7:52, archived)

Yes

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 8:05, archived)

Wednesday

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 8:15, archived)

Autumn is definitely on its way

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 8:51, archived)

Autumn the sweet release of death
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:21, archived)

ANUS

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 9:18, archived)

morning

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( Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 9:44, archived)

I used to work in a factory making Dracula figures. It was hectic work; just me and one other guy on the production line.

I had to make every second count.
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 28 Aug 2024, 11:55, archived)

fuck you

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:16, archived)

h
d to m
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ke every second
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(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:42, archived)

Too much effort.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:43, archived)

Did you have a stake in the company?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:52, archived)

There's something of the shite about that joke.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 28 Aug 2024, 13:10, archived)

When you left your position, did you say "fangs for the opportunity"?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 Aug 2024, 15:37, archived)