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afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 15:47, archived)
alrite mr b

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 15:57, archived)
had to drive to bristol and back today from plymouth
fuck me the poor cunts heading towards bristol on the m5 when we were on the way back. miles and miles of dogshit bumper to bumper stop start motorway grind. poor bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:57, archived)
Cunts
They should try the 101 southbound at 5pm
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:24, archived)
i'll recommend it to them next time i'm passing

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:27, archived)
might penetrate a pipistrelle

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:03, archived)
with a smelly herring?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:48, archived)

Pardon
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:53, archived)
i'm just quite into herrings atm

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:54, archived)
I bet you are

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:01, archived)
herring have excellent hearing
bet you didn't know that!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:12, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:15, archived)
OK I've got 5 mins
You've changed your tuna
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:19, archived)
Have you got any pain killers?
I have a bit of a haddock
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:20, archived)
if you're eeling a bit flatfish i've got some anti deep essence

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:25, archived)
That pun is off the scale

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:26, archived)
it gilled me to say it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:28, archived)
I pike this!
Not really your pun was baited!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:34, archived)
Pollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:40, archived)
Actual lol
I consider you a chum
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:47, archived)
and you are my Sole, mate

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:49, archived)
Meet me at my plaice 😘

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:56, archived)
Wahoo!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:58, archived)
‘sup

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:01, archived)
Hey

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:22, archived)