Learning H.O.T. protocols for firearms attacks
Also counter-terrorism techniques, bomb threats, suspicious activity and SCaN tactics.
Because my cleaning job is really fucking dangerous, apparently.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 18:24, archived)

Well of course it is.
Vacuuming suspicious powders, emptying bins stashed full of bombs, discarded nerve agent containers, human body parts, etc. Nobody questions the cleaner if they bring a spy, saboteur or thief to work, either.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 19:21, archived)