Morning
Getting the pre-holiday belly squirlies
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 10:51, archived)

I could really use a fucking holiday right about now

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 11:43, archived)

Make sure to use protection

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 11:56, archived)

It's my first proper holiday in 13 years
And I'm worrying about not being able to video chat with the cat while I'm away
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 12:36, archived)

Are you going to make drunken cat calls?
"I fucken' love you ya purry fur clawwy fucksod....gaaaahhh"
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 12:55, archived)

I'm planning on leaving my phone in my room as much as possible

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 13:16, archived)

are you worried he can't work whatsapp?
try hom on zoom
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 13:07, archived)

I've just never really been away from him
Except for the odd night
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 13:17, archived)