morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 10:18, archived)

'ning

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 10:21, archived)

gunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 11:01, archived)

mung

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 11:14, archived)

Gunting. Like bunting, but with gunts.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 11:14, archived)

Bolden-breasted gunting
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 11:17, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking bunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 11:29, archived)

Hiyas xx

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 3 Sep 2024, 10:44, archived)

shut up you wanker

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 11:42, archived)

Just saying hi to the populol page

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 12:17, archived)

Morning
Getting the pre-holiday belly squirlies
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 10:51, archived)

I could really use a fucking holiday right about now

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 11:43, archived)

Make sure to use protection

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 11:56, archived)

It's my first proper holiday in 13 years
And I'm worrying about not being able to video chat with the cat while I'm away
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 12:36, archived)

Are you going to make drunken cat calls?
"I fucken' love you ya purry fur clawwy fucksod....gaaaahhh"
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 12:55, archived)

I'm planning on leaving my phone in my room as much as possible

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 13:16, archived)

are you worried he can't work whatsapp?
try hom on zoom
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 13:07, archived)

I've just never really been away from him
Except for the odd night
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 13:17, archived)

phoned in sick today
cleaning my house
feels good to have breathing space
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 11:46, archived)

taken today and tomorrow off
somehow I need to use up 17 days of holiday by the end of the year whilst simultaneously being too busy to take a proper holiday
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 12:33, archived)

Come 'oop north' to check out the deep fried food scene!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 3 Sep 2024, 13:43, archived)

i was looking for a job and then i found a job

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 14:34, archived)

No, no, that was the massive racist who said that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 14:37, archived)

What, Queef said that?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 3 Sep 2024, 15:15, archived)

HE SAID IT BEFORE I FOUND OUT SO IT DOESN'T COUNT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 19:26, archived)

Yo

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 12:17, archived)

Cheers Cheers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 12:30, archived)

bottom rush the shottom

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 12:33, archived)