Sorry, I'm not an expert in men's pants.
Or women's pants, really.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:56, archived)

I'd heard you were a pirate of men's pants

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 20:02, archived)

No, I'm just an arrrrsehole.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 20:19, archived)