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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:19, archived) 


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Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:32, archived)
Looks like two pairs of Y-fronts, each leaking a stream of piss onto the floor and forming puddles.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:36, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:37, archived)
wanna cyber?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:49, archived)
Nah, I've already finished off.
Pissy Y-fronts really get me going.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:59, archived)
you know they're called y fronts for the inverted y on the front, right?
these would be briefs
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 17:17, archived)
Is this a trouser thing?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 11 Sep 2024, 18:50, archived)
snake, yes

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 18:55, archived)
Sorry, I'm not an expert in men's pants.
Or women's pants, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:56, archived)
I'd heard you were a pirate of men's pants

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 20:02, archived)
No, I'm just an arrrrsehole.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 20:19, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:38, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:49, archived)
Doesn’t contain enough all-caps desperate pleas for attention, for my taste.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:33, archived)
PISS ON MY TAINT
Is that better?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:38, archived)
Much, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:41, archived)
Time for a gin and tonic

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 17:13, archived)
are you on the 6th or 7th now?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 17:35, archived)
Kids have decided they like my Tesla. Mainly because they can set it to make fart sounds every time I use the turn signals.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 18:11, archived)
I can do that in my car without any fancy technology

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 18:15, archived)
Oh have you got a Tesla?
Why haven't you mentioned this before?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:04, archived)
the marvels of modern motoring

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:06, archived)