My sister does an incredible 'deaf person' impression
She'd be slung out of the old bill quick-smart if they heard it
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:20, archived)

slung out of the old bill promoted to Chief Constable
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:31, archived)

She's only a few grades below that already
The white sheep of the family
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 13:01, archived)