Hi titmag's. it's me (Queef Richard's)
I've been trying to decide which of my impressions is my best. None of your lazy SirJimmeh, Caines or Connerys here. I'm niche 'eh eff'. I think it's a tossup between Mark 'Chopper' Read, and Pigsy off of 'Monkey!'.

Can you do hilarious impressions and if so, of whom? In a break from /chat traditional rules, in this instance you actually can say Hitler
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 11:53, archived)

My Justin Lee Collins is pretty fucking good also, ngl

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 11:58, archived)

I do a great impression of Rosie Jones, apparently to some it's deeply offensive.

( mongychops, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 11:58, archived)

Excellent, me too

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:03, archived)

Just please don't start doing them here, or I'll reflexively change the channel.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:05, archived)

My sister does an incredible 'deaf person' impression
She'd be slung out of the old bill quick-smart if they heard it
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:20, archived)

slung out of the old bill promoted to Chief Constable
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:31, archived)

She's only a few grades below that already
The white sheep of the family
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 13:01, archived)

Not me personally,
but from the news today it looks like a partially-melted waxwork of Gary Busey would do a spot-on impression of Mike Jeffries.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 11:59, archived)

i do a great woody the woodpecker laugh

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:15, archived)

get it right ffs
the
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:23, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
hahahahahahahahaha
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:33, archived)

I do an amazing impression of the guy who owns the local Chinese restaurant

They say, Cheers you sound just like that Manc cunt Bob Thwaites
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:26, archived)

+ catgold

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:40, archived)

I do a pretty decent doctor zoidberg
and why not?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:40, archived)

a feast is a feast!

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 16:58, archived)

I started doing this "fucking idiot" impression and now I can't stop

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:48, archived)

not sure lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:50, archived)

THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:50, archived)

*their

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:58, archived)

EA FIS
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 13:18, archived)

*DOG'S

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 14:59, archived)

THEIR FISTING THE DOG'S

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 19:43, archived)