This is bollocks
I'm going to bed. No-one is allowed to have sexy dreams about me.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 22:32, archived)

They can all have sexy dreams about me instead
And awards for such great imagination
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 22:34, archived)

I’m in an Indian cafe and I’m very hungry and I’m starting to get upset
I ordered FULLY TWO MINUTES AGO
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 22:36, archived)

You need tiffin

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 22:37, archived)

You’re right I need to tiffen up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 22:39, archived)

Chai

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 22:43, archived)

just reporting back, meal was great but here's the thing, they're eating dogs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 0:09, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 0:59, archived)

I saw it on television, Dave

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 2:48, archived)

baby I'm not fiffin

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 11:03, archived)