do you think the queen actually just had really bad flatulence?

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:31, archived)

I'm sure she could let off a thorough parp in her day.
While everybody pretended it was air freshener.
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:53, archived)

philip dear i just dropped my guts

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:59, archived)

I know dear it's extremely *fragrant* around here suddenly.
Yes you bloody well baffed you filthy old bat
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 13:01, archived)